Meme jokes

Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*

Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*

Me: Well, shit.

What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?

They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"

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Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?

Palpatine: Brew it!

Jesus created the T-pose first.

Crucifixion was the first T-pose.

Baby > commits start breathing.

Mom > commits abort.

Baby > commits ohshit.exe

Deez nuts!

GOT EEMMMMMMMM!

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.

What do Doges like? Memes.

My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.

What do you call a bad "egg" meme?

Deep fried!

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.

Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.

What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.

What's a skeleton's favorite meme?

Ken Bone.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.