Meme jokes
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
"and i oop"
If museums are full of dead things... Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
Gamemaster10
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Jesus created the T-pose first.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.