Meme jokes
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
"and i oop"
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
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Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Jesus created the T-pose first.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.
What do Doges like? Memes.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.