The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Meme Jokes
trolololololloollllol
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
"and i oop"
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Gamemaster10
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
