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What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

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  • what's the difference between hitler and you?

    one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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  • Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.

    Son: No way, you can’t see him though.

    Mom: God!

    Son: What?

    Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).

    Son: Also because I’m John Cena.

    Mom: Where, where’d ya go?

    John Cena: Hey, Mom.

    Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.

    Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

    What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?

    They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"