Meme jokes

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.