what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
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What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
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9/11 people say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
A Piece of Sodium That Lived in a Test Tube Fell in Love With a Bunsen Burner "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!" The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Teacher, there is 3 birds 1 gets shot how many are left.
Student, non they flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, acautly 2 but i like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there is 3 women eating ice cream 1 licking it 1 drinking it melted and 1 sucking it which one is married.
Teacher,the one sucking it?
Student, no the one with the ring but i like the way you think.
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Why did the snowman say Good day to the sun? Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
a texan and a alaskan walk in a room the alaskan says "my state is bigger than yours" the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
Be careful around fire plastic melts
Boy : “My heart MELTS for you.” Girl : “OMG, are you okay?!?!?!” Boy : “Yeah, why?” Girl : “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
life is like a box of choclates, they f*cking melt :)
l guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
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