Melt jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Worst punishment of all
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
Community talk
jet fuel can’t melt steel beams
Fuck a opp, that boy a bimbo, gettin' low, they playin' limbo Tried to slice me, I went Kimbo, opp hoes get turned to widows He was stretchin' shit for shitshow, now he ridin' in a limo I'm the fiddler on the roof, I'm sendin' fifty out the window I used to work at Five Below but now I keep that fire below Them hearts cold, it ain't melt, Robert Frost, it doesn't explode Them boys suck, to each his own, they tried to slide, epic poem So if it's smoke then let me know.
MY SISTER WAS MAKING RAMEN FOR ME AND SHE FORGOT TO PUT WATER IN AND SHE MELTED THE BOWL AND MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE BURNT PLASTIC AND RANDOM PERFUMES!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!