What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
Erectile dysfunction.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!