D NO DOCTOR START WITH A AND A+
I told my doctor I was experiencing some back pain. He told me to smoke some weed because I had chronic back pain.
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
What's the difference between a surgeon and God?
God knows he's not a surgeon.