What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
to whoever stole my antidepressants,why do you need them
With great depression comes great antidepressants.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
A boy went to a doctor, and the doctor said, "I can't treat you." The boy asked why, and the doctor said, "Because I'm a family doctor."
Why did Grampa pass out? Because of diabetes.
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
Woman: Doctor doctor I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
