Medical condition jokes
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.