Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
Medical Condition Jokes
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
