Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
