Medical condition jokes
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
Why do people with Down syndrome always look funny?
It’s their funny face.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"
Why couldn't the girl brush her hair?
..... She had cancer.... ;)
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.