Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Meal Jokes
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
