Meal jokes
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Quoting the great Jimmy Carr: "When I cook, I make sure there are vegetarian options. They can make do, or they can fuck off."
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Eating a clock is so time-consuming.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Why did Draven eat curry?
I don't know, ask him.
Dravenッ
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!