What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
