Meal jokes
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.