Why was 6 afraid if 7? Cause 7 8 9. But why did 7 eat 9? Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs ♿ 👩🦼 meals on wheels 😋 😍 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
What do kids call a balanced meal? A hamburger in each hand XD XD XD XD
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Are you having rabbit duck for dinner? Yeah Why? Because I got too obsessed with hares.
One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry
After 12 its lunch 😂😂
best part about being an orphan?
not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling what's 2*3!!! And you crying idk!!!
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard
But it’s a hearty meal
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
your so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
you're so ugly we cant have neighbor's
