Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
Meal Jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
What is your car? What was your time today after I had dinner night and night sleep night? Is it a night for you and a dinner night? Night dinner night? Was the snow? I had dinner night night dinner.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?
