Meal jokes
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
I didn’t eat breakfast because I’m starving myself.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.