is your body from mcdonalds cuz im loving it
mcdonalds :)
Your hairline looks like the McDonalds logo
What do you call a Krispy Kreme Dounut combined with a Big Mac from McDonalds? A Krispy Kreme Mac.
whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
my fav sex position is the mcdonalds
ba da ba ba ba YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT
What does McDonald's and priest have in common they both put there meet in 10 year old buns
