Mathematics jokes
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
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What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
What comes after 69?
Period.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
money + money = MONEY
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.