Mathematics jokes
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
money + money = MONEY
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
What comes after 69?
Period.