Mathematics jokes
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Memes
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
money + money = MONEY
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.