Mathematics jokes
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
3+3=****
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
money + money = MONEY