Mathematics

Mathematics jokes

9/11

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.

Sex

If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?

Number

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.

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    Girl

    A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

    Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

    Ten

    6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

    Why was 10 scared?

    Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

    Ten

    If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

    It was right in the middle of 9/11.

    Math

    I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.