Mathematics jokes
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.
Which makes me an eighth-theist.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
2+2=7
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my ass kicked, let's be friends?
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.