Mathematics jokes
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
money + money = MONEY
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.