Mathematics jokes
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
money + money = MONEY
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were 7, 8, and 10 scared?
Answer: 9/11, of course!
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.