Mathematics jokes
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
3+3=****
If sex before marriage is a sin, is sex after marriage cos or tan?
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Memes
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
What comes after 69?
Period.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.