Mathematics

Mathematics Jokes

Number

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.

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  • Girl

    A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.

    Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."

    Ten

    6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

    Why was 10 scared?

    Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

    Ten

    If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?

    It was right in the middle of 9/11.

    Dick

    Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

    He took 33 pills a month (5433).

    Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

    (Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

    Math

    I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

    Question

    Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.