Mathematics jokes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Number.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Calculate my dick, virgins!
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!