Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?” Johnny: “A new bike”.
imagine this: u at math class. Teacher asks you “wut 11*11”. You say “120”. Teach syas “wrong!” You say “how off was I?” Teach says “1” me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or smth liek tht
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11
Type this in your calculator: 5 days a week (type in 5), 6 different classes (type in 6), 7 hours a day (type in 7), x 2 semesters (type in 2), = flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
What dos 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Solve this equation: a gay boy+a whole lots a drugs
A hyped up f'ing machine
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
what did one negative say to the other negative, together we can make a postitive
What do squats eat? Numbers
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2? I got my ass kicked lets be friends ?
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
A mathematics professor arrived home at 3 am drunk.
His wife was up waiting for him.
"You said you'd be home by 11:45!" she yelled.
He responded, "No my dear, I said I'd be home at a quarter of 12."
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
