Math jokes
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Memes
It's true though
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What's 6 plus 7?
67.