I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
If hi = hi?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
