Math jokes
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
It's true though
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
If hi = hi?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.