Math jokes
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
If hi = hi?
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.