Math jokes

Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.

A: Carrot 🥕

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.

Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.

What’s 23 times 2?

A potato.

What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?

Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?

Idiot 2: I don't know why.

Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!

If hi = hi?

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

Why are Asians good at math?

Because the dog can’t eat their homework.

Why was 9 afraid of 20?

Because 28, 29.

Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What does 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.