Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
What step did the dna not take in his math equation? He forgot to adenine!
Kid: hey dad Dad: your an hour late Kid: no it was 2 hours also I was working on math Dad: by yourself? Kid: no, Dad: a boy?, Kid: I was with the teacher
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9 right? NO. Its because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't COUNT the BARS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
If you will combine math and meth you will become Einstein White
what does math and me on p-hub have in common
they are both hard
I’m so straight you could call me a supplementary angle
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
There's 10 kind of people in the world. -- Those who know binary and those who don't.
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
What is Ba+ 2Na? Ans. Banana.
2+2=🐟
59009 filp it backwards on ur calculator............it =.....boobs!
What is 1 + 1? They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
