Math jokes
If hi = hi?
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
It's true though
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
Why was eight afraid of seven? Because 7, 8, 9!
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!