I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9 Then why was 10 afraid
Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
