Math jokes
Why was 8 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
89 cows = 0 cows.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What do you get when you add one whole and one whole?
Two holes, dummy!
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
What's 1 + 1? For some people, it's 1 #unibrow.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
300? You are a 3.0.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.