What does a cow use in school? A cowculater
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
how do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six? add the s
What kind of fish knows math? An anglerfish LOL
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
There was a doctors room filled with 20 women 4 kids 15 men and 1dog However there were forty foreheads. How is this possible.(they will think 44 heads, not 40 foreheads)
Because there are 40 foreheads not 44 heads
Kid: hey dad Dad: your an hour late Kid: no it was 2 hours also I was working on math Dad: by yourself? Kid: no, Dad: a boy?, Kid: I was with the teacher
Calculate my dick, virgins
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math? Idiot 2: I don't no why Idiot 1: Because they have built in cowculators
I am right 95 percent of the time, who cares about that other 5 percent?
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
Lawrence in maths ;)
You: what you doing I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math hahahahaha
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9 right? NO. Its because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Hey math: I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
59009 filp it backwards on ur calculator............it =.....boobs!
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11???
