Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?
He forgot to adenine!
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
How does a cow do math? With a cow-culator
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What do you do to 7 to make it even? Take off the "s".
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
