New Math Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

IX+X=XXI So XXI is two legions into one.

I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie. I responded "yes" and he said: "okay, 14159"

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.

Dear algebra, I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up

Why is the number 6 afraid of seven because 789

My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

Player in baldis basics says why are you bald? Well I have cancer. Oh good for you

What does PEMDAS stand for?

Please End My Depression And Suffering.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

What’s the best math equation to eat?

Cos Law

8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.