There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Math Jokes
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
