Marvel jokes
Madden Whiffen, a curious soul, With an appetite beyond control, A bottomless pit, never satisfied, Ingesting all that's placed beside.
From dawn till dusk, he feasts his way, Devouring meals without delay, With gusto he consumes, without restrain, Every morsel, every crumb, he'll obtain.
No dish too large, no portion too small, His hunger insatiable, devouring it all, From succulent meats to delicate greens, He relishes the flavors, savoring each scene.
A culinary adventure, forever he embarks, Sampling cuisines from all walks and arcs, From street food to gourmet, he seeks it all, His palate an explorer, on a constant sprawl.
He savors the spices, the textures, the taste, In a gastronomic journey, no time to waste, For Madden Whiffen, the food is his muse, A symphony of flavors, he'll never refuse.
But caution, dear friends, in this feeding spree, For gluttony can lead to a troublesome plea, Madden Whiffen, beware the consequences, For overindulgence brings no recompenses.
In the realm of cuisine, he reigns supreme, A legend of eating, a man of extreme, Madden Whiffen, the one who eats it all, In his gastronomic pursuit, he stands tall.
So let us marvel at his voracious might, As he devours dishes, day and night, For in Madden Whiffen, we witness the feat, A man who eats everything, a culinary elite.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
All these Avengers and you're still marvellous.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
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