How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
My wife said I have no sense of direction I said, where did that come from?
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Hickory Dickory Dock My wife avoids my cock She's losing her and having an affair So I had to slap Chris Rock
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
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how do you know when your wife is cheating on you? - she comes home with sparkles on her face
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What do bees 🐝 do when they get married? They go on a honeymoon.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
Why can't an orphan get married. It doesn't have its parents blessing.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Why don’t cheetahs get married? They always cheat on each other
If there is a divorce in West Virginia Are they still brother and Sister?
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
