Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
Before: Caring & Noble
After: Chernobyl
A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
i hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding
My wife is like a mirror
I can never look at it
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife? He wiped.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception? He toasts the groom
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
Dad: Hey son wanna here a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbors dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life son! My life is the joke.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park .
I don't like marriage, it's just like soup, as soon as your done spooning it all cools off
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
