A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
an orphan is like marriage. the kid is always the reason for divorce. the kid always the reason for his parents leaving him
why did stephen hawkins wife get annoyed with him? He had an affair with Alexa
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
My Relatives Always Teased Me During Weddings saying " You'll Be Next " But they Stopped when I did the same to them during Funerals
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park .
A wife says to her husband 'you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back' 'what do you expect' he says 'you're in a fucking wheelchair'
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video
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A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
Why are wives also called a housekeeper? Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What does a girl want more than anything in the world? -- Nothing. She's fine.
my grandma told me i was next at my brothers wedding so i told her she was next at her husband's funeral
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the isle.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Me and my friends were talking. Then we got to talk about our wives. I said "So I married a valcono for a wife. You never know when she will blow up"
My marriage was on the rocks so I buried my wife under some.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast. When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the toast god punch line, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man. The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles
