Why did Ms. Grapes π want to marry Mr. Grapes π?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did Ms. Grapes π want to marry Mr. Grapes π?
Because she loves raisin kids.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but donβt get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
Before: Caring & Noble.
After: Chernobyl.