A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
I went to the market to get eggs,and my sister thought that i meant my Balls
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
im a big fan of white boards there re-marketable
I saw a disabled person in the super market they was at the vegetable isle
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
Why are there adoption centers? Because it’s a market for pedafiles
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market they think its watermelon
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
How do cows get there milk the moo market
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on roblox .-.
I went to the super market one day and i saw a cEAsor salad for 69 dollars next minute someone comes up to me and says CAESOR DEEZ NUTZ
Name a shop that racists don’t go to the black market
