Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
How do cows get there milk the moo market
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
