March jokes
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
I FAMOUS NOW GUYS
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
bruh
It just don't feel right bro
Covid bruh
Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked
Community talk
Marching band is so fun . But I hate the heat. cries
I promised myself dead 3 years ago on June 16th. 2:30am by cutting my throat. It is now March third 2026. I have broken a promise, for once. Breaking this promise feels good. I almost commited to the bit, therapy didn't help. Not a bit. But what I was thinking of were my animals. my friends and family. Knowing my mom would blame herself. my dad would start being more aggressive. my sister might have gone depressed. A… Read more
Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.
If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more