Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
I think there will be many more jokes afoot! 👣
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa’s clock; the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where’s Trump’s clock?"
"Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How Many Communist Does it take To Change Lightbulb? Never Enough
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light blub?
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
