A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
A elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game The man asks "Is it your first time?" The woman replies "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
Give a man a match he'll be warm for a while but set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.
Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
“Oh daddy,” the kid said. “I love you so much!” “Hey,” the man responded. “Until we get the DNA test results, I’m just Harry to you!”
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I ́m still choosing." She looked horrified.
What did the blind man fight in the bar?
The coat rack
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What did the rope say to me?
"hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
what did the orphan say to the crippled man.
i suffer from crippling depression
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
