Socs jokes
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
Community talk
In the noble The Outsiders Johnny Cade ,a 16 year-old boy had the biggest impact on ponyboys life,had the biggest impact on ponyboys life.One day Ponyboy and Johnny were Walking through the park when a blue Mustang pulled up and a group of Socs came out Ponyboy knew they had to make a run for it.later that day the socs found Pony and Johnny with there girls and wanted revenge.Unfortunatly,they were caught and emedi… Read more