Socs jokes
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Memes
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Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
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In the noble The Outsiders Johnny Cade ,a 16 year-old boy had the biggest impact on ponyboys life,had the biggest impact on ponyboys life.One day Ponyboy and Johnny were Walking through the park when a blue Mustang pulled up and a group of Socs came out Ponyboy knew they had to make a run for it.later that day the socs found Pony and Johnny with there girls and wanted revenge.Unfortunatly,they were caught and emedi… Read more