Mama jokes
Yo mama so ugly she the reason why Slender Man has no eyes.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Yo mama so fat, COW!
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂