Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama so fat she da iceberg
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
yo' mamas so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Yo mama so old that when she farts she farts dust!!!
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
you mom
