Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox live
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down global warming starts.
yo mama is so fat that she put a yellow dress people called taxi
Yo' Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
Father and mother are making love in the bedroom. Mother is on top of father. Suddenly the son enters the bedroom. Everyone is embarrassed, of course.
The next morning, the mother takes the little boy aside and says, "I'll tell you about what you saw yesterday, you know Dad has a big belly and that's why mom sometimes sits on top of that belly to push it flat." . Says that little boy: "But mama, that does not make any difference." "Oh no?" the mom asks. "No," says the little boy, "When you go to work, the neighbor comes, and she puts herself on her knees for Dad, and sheblows his belly up again!"
yo mamas so hot when she walked into subway she gave me a foot long
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Yo mama so fat, it took the flash 40 years to run around her.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.
Yo Mama SO Stupid That When The Mirror Cracked She Tried To Order Another One.
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
What is dumb yo mama you dumb stupid idiot
your mama so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains so there is no evidence.
yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
yo mama so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
