Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Mama Jokes
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
