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It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."