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That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show? Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
A magician is driving but then he "turns" into a driveway. If u get this joke...u have no personality...at all. Send all the help u can get :).
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What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
Is your dad a magician Bc he magically disappeared
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she found herself soon homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater; not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her; every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well, that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every tuesday - just to keep her spirits up.
One tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story, and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: I work as a magician in the touring show - today we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate - but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin.
WHAT DO YOu say to a magician with autism?
are you AUtiSmiC
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line? The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
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