Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Mad Pussy
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
Ur dad is mad
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
what made ppl mad?
PLANES IN FORTNItE BAATTEEL ROYALLEEEEEE
Why was the pregnant cow get mad all the time,it wasn’t in for the moo-d
When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
why did Bob fall because gravity was mad at him.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy he said “ get ur paws of my toy.
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!
My sister's bf is mad at me cuz I fucked his girl
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F... OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha yeah she was mad. Anyways thats why your mother and I are getting a divorce Timmy.
