If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Your breath is so hot, it made the Chicago fire!
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other "What do you think about that mad cow disease". The other replies "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole.".
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.
Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
