Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
What do you do when a orphan gets you mad? A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why was Stephen hawkings wife mad at
She cought him having an afair with his shoulder
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a gun as well!" The guy was confused but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started shotting and laughing like a mad man and said. 3 men lived through this and one said to the others, "Well...sh!# that didn't go as planned."
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one. She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
you use to call me on your cellphone when you need my love mad girl; SHUT UP YOU ARE SO ANNOYING I DONT WANT TO CALL YOU ON MY CELL PHONE
My sister got mad when i rold her this joke about say this word 10 times and she got in trouble and it was a funny word that she did not even no what she was saying ahhahaha 😆 lol
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Mad Pussy
my friend wast laughing at my jokes so i said is you funny bone broken but he git mad and than i said do you have bone to pick with me he try to insult me but i said call me what you want i got think skin and this story was down to the bone
Ur dad is mad
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
what made ppl mad?
PLANES IN FORTNItE BAATTEEL ROYALLEEEEEE
Why was the pregnant cow get mad all the time,it wasn’t in for the moo-d
When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?
