Lunch jokes
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
Three men were in a desert. One man was holding a jug, the 2nd was holding a paper bag, and the last was holding a car door. A man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug. He said it was his water and if he got thirsty, he would take a drink.
Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag? The guy said this is my packed lunch, so if I get hungry, I will eat my lunch.
Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said if he got hot he would roll down the window.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.