Why Were The Twin Towers Scared At Dinner?
Because There Mom Said "Here Comes The Airplane!"
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
What does the cannibal eat who comes late for dinner? The cold shoulder
Fork pierces the flesh Guided by hunger's demand Savoury feast waits
Tines dig deep within Seeking the sustenance craved A mealtime delight
Belly grumbles loud Yearning for nourishment's touch Fork answers the call
Food on the platter Fork dances with anticipation To satiate hunger's plea
Digestion begins Fork's journey now complete Nourishing the soul
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts Satiating needs
In the stomach's depths Fork finds purpose and solace A culinary bond
With each mealtime tale The fork carves memories deep In stomachs it rests
