Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
I love Mekhi!
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! πππππ
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.