Love jokes

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

I love Bubba girls and yea.

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

Dad, I love you.

Son, I love you.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"

"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

I love you, Tina!

I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"

Why do orphans love playing baseball?

They can always run home.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!

Love, Gwen.