Love jokes

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!

You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.

What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.

What's the difference between me and the rest of America?

I love one and hate the other.

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"