Love

Love jokes

Nazi

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

Spring

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

Orphanage

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

Marriage

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Memes

People

For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.

Pork

Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.

Alex

Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!

Girl

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

Orphan

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.

Emo

Why do emos love jumping in water?

Because it involves a rope.

Rumor

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

Ball

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.