What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Love Jokes
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I love Mekhi!
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
I love you, Tina!
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
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