Love jokes

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

I think my dad loves jokes.

Because he laughs when he looks at me.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Are you a marry, because you are my mother?

I love Mekhi!

I love Bubba girls and yea.

My mom loves balls.

But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.

What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?

At least the mistake was loved.