Love jokes
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?
A chess-nut.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."
Love y'all so much!
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)