Love jokes
Dad, I love you.
Son, I love you.
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Hey D.K., how are you? :)
Love you!
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Memes
Why does this always happen to me...
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)