Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
I love autumn!
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
Love? Is impossible.
I love you.
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?
Because he loves his honey.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
I love time.
I love jokes!
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you.
I love the letters of the alphabet.
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
