Love jokes

What kind of sex do priests love?.

Nun.

Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.

Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?

Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.

I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I've been broken, heart's contentious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost and I'm found, but It's torture being in love. I love when you're around But I fucking hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide, if you're ever gonna, let me know (yeah). Suicide, if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad and low, yeah. I'm sad and low, yeah.

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!

Me: But Billy's with her right now.

Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM

Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

I love still things.

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

I love you, my new phone! 📲

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...

"I love you 😘" was the night you got a iiooooo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.

I love you, you love me.

I love you too.

I don’t love being bored.

What has 2 legs and walks? A human.

I love going to sleep at night.