Why is Mrs. Grapes π a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why is Mrs. Grapes π a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why are fire trucks π big? To hang out with the fire fighters π§―
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle Apollo says "if you eat that buffet everyone you love will die". Up yours the man said what are they going to die of famine. Moments later there was a incident that took place in the restaurant everyone literally died. it turn the restaurant had a B-. I said is that really a thing groaning on the hospital. The doctor said know that is your condition you hepatitis B-.
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus Dying also in laughter.
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you still have 10 seconds left.
Man: What?! What about my family?! My son is still missing! I can't just leave like that!
Doctor: Don't worry sir, I told your family.
Man: That's... great... if they found my son, tell them that I love him more than anything and I couldn't keep that promise.
The doctor watches the man closing his eyes while tears fell down from his eyes.
Doctor: I will... dad...
Tq for reading my crappy joke.
Knock knock.
Whoβs there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you β₯οΈ.