Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
what do Afghanistan people love about bombs there black and go off
Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
I love you, Lovely perv! 😘
Why do orphans love playing baseball. They can always run home.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
My sister said I was only aloud to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong. The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.
Kiwi loves brad
Kiwi loves men
What's the difference between a prisoner and a orphan One is loved
