Love jokes
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I love Mekhi!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Try not to <3.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.