Lot jokes
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.