How the German people could fall for Hitler and the Nazis? There were an awful lot of red flags.
Uranus has a lot of poop. yeah. that is my joke
A young woman goes for for her first gynecological exam and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute. The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful Vaginas he’s ever seen and he has seen Lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes num num num num num!!!
-JuicyFruitSnacks- A whole lot of pepper and a whole lot of salt if I blame it on my friends it wont be my fault. -Mully- This is my mom left!!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE
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Why are school shootings branded “very American”?
1. They usually happen in the usa 2. They’re like the forth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot Because they are high
What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
what’s grey and can’t fly? a parking lot
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey hunter, thomas here why did the plane cross the road to get to the other side thanks guys remember to like it means a lot
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening, and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit...)
Mozart doesn't care if bach is the better than him at least he puts a lot of emotion he make's people happy
Bird On the beach: seagull Bird by the bay: bagel Bird down south philly Walmart parking lot: illegal
I have a lot of money but i don't waste it. so people call me poor untill they see my bank account
Me: "WYD"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot, depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough"
Me: "Without me? Lol
fart a lot
I found a place before called an orphanage but when I was aloud in there where lots of kids and I said where's your parents oh yeah your orphans. "Gosh that was one hecka day"
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