Lot jokes
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.
I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
What do you call a guy that lies a lot?
The president.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
My dad owns a countertop store and sometimes he'll barter.
A lot of the time he will take things for granite.
A lot of counter-offers were made.
One day my mom told me not to be an actor. I said, "But mommy, I will make a lot of money!"
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.