Loss jokes
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
UHH, DADDY!
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.