Loss jokes
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.