Loss jokes
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?