Loss jokes
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Someone stole my balls :(
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.