Loss jokes
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.