Loss jokes
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...