Loss jokes
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.