Loss jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck, someone would die later that exact day.
She found out she had cancer. 11 months later, my grandpa died of a stroke. I hope to see them in heaven. I’d like to meet them. Pls comment good things. I really, really love them, even though I didn’t get to meet them. 😭😭😭
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
Why did the family move away?
Because they lost their son.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Location is in London by the way.
One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.
His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.