Loss jokes
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."