Loss jokes
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.