Loss jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
Someone stole my balls :(
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.