Loss jokes
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Someone stole my balls :(
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.