"today was the word day ever","why", because my ex got his by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver".
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
girl: rip mother i love you me: sorry for you’re loss girl: stop I have a boyfriend me: stop I have a mother
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
So Biden and the zele and Putin on a plane and the plane losses attitude and goes down but there are 2 parachutes and Putin takes the first one and jumps cause he is a greedy twat so he jumps but then Biden says “you go zele I am much older than you and it is so ok for me to die.” So zele takes the second one and jumps but when he did the plane regains attitude and Biden got to Washington DC all fine.they found out the reason was zele’s steels balls
I see you.
