Loss jokes
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Someone stole my balls :(
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.