Loss jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Someone stole my balls :(
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.