Loss jokes
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.