Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Loss Jokes
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Me: I will f**k ur mom.
Orphan: I don't have one.
Me: ......
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
