I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Loss Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
I don't know, I don't have one.
