Someone stole my balls :(
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don't even care.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
