Loss jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.