Loss jokes
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.