Loss jokes
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.