Loss jokes
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do you call an orphan family? None existent.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.