Loss

Loss jokes

Orphan

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Orphan

What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?

"Panera, my parents are dead."

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Orphan

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

Tragedy

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Orphan

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

Orphan

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.