Loss jokes
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.