Loss jokes
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.