What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
my dad died in 9/11. he was such a good pilot
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
My father died in 9 11. Its such a shame. He was a great pilot😔
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke but I forgot it
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.
