What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Loss Jokes
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
