Loss jokes
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home. 😢
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.