Loss

Loss Jokes

Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?

A: To get to the other side to find his parents.

There was no other side of the road.

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until they see their parents.

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"