Loss jokes
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.