Loss jokes
What’s the difference between an ant and an orphan?
The ant knows where home is.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"