Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Memes
R.I.P
I made a website for orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"