Loss

Loss jokes

Rooster

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

Roll

Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

Orphan

Why can't the orphan take a family photo?

Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.

Tower

Twin Towers

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

Orphan

Orphan

Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.

Germany

Nazi

You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"

Well, Germany lost twice.

9/11

9/11

America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.

Chess

Twin Towers

Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.

Dad

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀

Tower

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Orphan

Why are dogs different than orphans?

Because dogs don't cry for their parents.