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Loss Jokes
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
