Loss jokes
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.