Loss jokes
Kms.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"