Loss jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.