Loss jokes
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.