Loss jokes
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Did anyone around here lose a roll of twenty-dollar bills wrapped with a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
You know the saying, "Third time's the charm?"
Well, Germany lost twice.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.