Loss jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
Because they canβt make a home run. πππππππππ
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Orphan: Iβm gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: Μ\_(γ)_/ Μ
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.