Loss jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.