Loss jokes
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.