Loss

Loss jokes

Orphan

One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.

Orphan

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

Orphan

Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?

Because there is no home button.

Orphan

Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?

Because it's family-size.

Abortion clinic

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Orphan

Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone missing?

Student: His parents.

Funeral

About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their parents.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.

Get it?

Orphan

How did the orphan lose its parents?

Its parents never came back from getting milk.