Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Loss Jokes
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
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