Loss jokes
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Kms.