Loss jokes
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.