Loss jokes
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.