Loss jokes
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Stop, orphan joke!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.