Loss jokes
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Stop, orphan joke!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.