Loss jokes
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.