Loss jokes
You're homeless, you orphan!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Stop, orphan joke!
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!