What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
