Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Stop, orphan joke!
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........