Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
Spider-Man: No Way Home
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.