Loss jokes
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
The "f" in orphan stands for family.
Except there is no "f."
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."