Loss jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.