Loss

Loss Jokes

Emo

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Orphan

What do orphans have in common with mute children?

They can't talk to their parents.

Orphan

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Orphan

Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?

Orphan: I don't have a family.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it always comes back.

Orphan

What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?

Orphan: "My Parents."

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.