Loss jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans mehfjekskkskdjfjdkdkks?
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.